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3 Common Words Often Exchanged Between Rito N Jaxon Are Often In Reference To Men - MEN ARE DUMB! Rito Says: "The Best Of Them Usually Are." Good Grief! We're Actually Working Hard At Getting This Website Updated So That Its Fun For Us! We're Exited To See What Comes Of It!

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Men Think That We're The Ones Who Are WRONG So They Make Excuses For Why We Had To Go Our Separate Ways. Usually You Blame Us. Why Is It That Women Leave The Situation With A Free & Clear Conscience, Yet We Have The Blame Put On Us? You Weren't Man Enough To Admit You Weren't Man Enough For Us! Ha! So Funny. Rito - Men R Dumb! We Always Knew It And Its How We Knew That The Men R Dumb Website Would Work. But The Joke Was Ironically On Us Because We Thought Men Couldn't Get Any Dumber. Wrong! It Seems That As Time Passes By, Either We're Getting Better Ar Our Game Or They're Truly The Epitomy Of Dumb. Every Man Who I Read The Rough Draft Of This Article To Agreed With Me And Laughed. What Does That Tell You? Yeah, You Look Up Dumb In The Dictionary And Who Knows Whose Picture Is Going To Be Placed Next To It, But You Know As Well As I Do That Its Gong To Be A Guy! And Next To The Definition Of Better, The Same Is True - We Don't Know Who Its Going To Be, But We Know Its Going To Be One Of Us - A Woman! So Its Totally Safe To Assume That As We Get Better At Our Game, That Men Are Also Getting Dumber & DUmber! You And I, Rito, Have Our Own Little Black Book Of All The Dumb Men Who Have Come In And Out Of Our Lives. God, Why Us? Because Its A Tough Job, But Someone's Gotta Do It And Nobody Better To Regulate Their Dumb Asses Than Women Because Surely They Can't Do It Without Us Whether They Want To Admit It Or Not, And They Know It! I'm Willing To Bet That These Words Are Going To Piss A Lot Of Guys Off And Bring On (Most Likely) Some Really Dumb Responses Most Likely By Guys. Rito And I Share These Experiences With Each Other Enough That We Know Its True. I Know You'd Have To Agree With This. Yeah Baby, That's Right - Men R Dumb - And This Is The Website Just For It! Ask A Dumb Question, You'll Get A Smart Ass Remark. You Know Where This Is Going, Men Ask The Dumb Questions - We Give The Smart Ass Answers. Shall I Go On? Cause Good, Warm, Gooey Butter - I'm On A ROLL! You're Most Likely The Type Of Guy That The Educztion System Failed. You Went To School A Dumb Ass, But We - Women - Came Out The Smart Ass. How Does That Work? Ha! Come On, Egg It On - Give Me Something To Eat Up And Spit Right Back Out At You! I've Kicked Ass When It Comes To Men Who Thought - "Yeah, Blu Jaxon - She Couldn't Handle Me!". Well I'd Tell Ya To Take A Hike, But After I Get Done With Ya, You're Probably Going To Be Too "Butt Hurt" To Walk! I Could Go On, And On, And On - But I've Given The Public Enough Fuel To Start A Gender War Here At Rito N Jaxon And Make Us A Shitload Of Money Just So We Can Look Back On These Days And Say "Yeah, Hey I Forgot About Him! I Wonder What He's Up To? Oh Wait, I Know - He Was A Student In My Class At The School Of Hard Knocks A Few Years Ago. But I Don't Remember Seeing Him At The Graduation Ceremony. I Think He Dropped Out Because The Class Was Harder Than He Thought And He Couldn't Follow The Simple Stuff: "* Be On Time - I'm Sure Your Friends Will Still Be Smoking Pot After School. * Turn In Your Assignments On Time - Yours Isn't The First *Fake* Doggy Bitten Paper I've Handled. * Pay Attention To The Teacher Not The Girls - They're Not Noticing You. They're Noticing The Big "L" On Your Forehead. * And Last But Not Least - Don't Pick On The Skinny Pimple-Faced Geeky Teachers Pet Because He's Had It Harder Than You Because He Tried. He Put In His Blood, Sweat & Tears And Still Managed To Graduate From The School Of Hard Knocks - With Honors" The Prosecution Has No Further Questions And The Defense Rests Your Honor. I Arrest My Case. - Blu Jaxon